April 2013
I’m honestly a fucking whale fml
if you date me you can touch my butt whenever you want.
me: *can't find anything to wear*
me: *has breakdown on floor surrounded by clothes*
zen-child:
I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
manipulate:
i hate those pictures of girls scratching guys’ backs during sex
if a girl fucking claws my skin away ill tell that bitch to swerve
